NORTH RICHLAND HILLS — A couple of burglars caught a bad break.
Standing on her roof, a 27-year-old woman thwarted an attempted burglary Wednesday afternoon when she pelted two men at the front of her home with billiard balls.
Link to story: http://www.star-telegram.com/804/story/1648889.html
Question?: Where was her gun?
Thought: Must be a lot of puns I'm just not thinking of. (Help! Reward for the best)