October 29, 2011

Delivery Notice Attempt Notice SCAM

Yesterday I came home and found a Post-It note on my door telling me to call 1-877-235-3331.  Took a closer look and realized that it was a mass-produced item with no handwriting.  Some quick research on the internetz proved that this is a marketing scam by an alarm/security company and that they are tricking people into calling.  As far as I'm concerned this is definitely deceptive and most likely could be considered fraud.  Bottom line is that I am pissed. Just putting this out there in case someone else comes across this crap.  And you know what?  I wouldn't feel bad if random people from around the country called and told them what they think.  (It is a toll free call and I can call all day long from skype) Also their fax number is (904) 633-8825 Just saying.......  Someone might want to send a love letter.

Just some notes to help if someone is searching for what this is.  The note has printed on it: Delivery Notice Attempt Notice from GE Authorized dealer  GE Home Technologies. SAC Delivery notice.  Must call between  4:30pm and 8:30pm to schedule delivery.

Think I will fax this to them....

October 15, 2011

Don't Itch On Me.

Its been a long time since i put something up on The BruHa, and quite frankly Ive been way too busy and unmotivated and disgusted with the state of the world to come up with anything new.  However a dear friend of mine, Captain Dave Champion Goat Wrangler and part time cow whisperer, used the team "Flea Party" in reference to the Wall Street Protesters.  Well I about shot my beverage out of my nose and decided they needed a flag that symbolizes their political movement.  So in less time than it takes a hipster to score pot in Zuccotti Park I put together this Flag.  Copy and paste freely if you like.  (If someone makes a flag send one on me please)

Update: Dave "The Amazing Bowel" has informed me that Ann Coulter is the originator of the term "Flea Party" and does not want the credit.

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June 28, 2011

More of the same.....

The clue wagon is still empty.....  Today via e-mail I was asked to contact Jimmy......  no last name....  no contact info.......   Do I assume that this is in regard to a person named James that I have been working with.  You bet.  Does it turn out that it is a guy that I met only once before.  You bet.   WTF!  I am about to go out of my mind.  Did you know that people might call a person named James, Jimmy, Jim or even just "J"!  Did a google search Jimmy turns up 413,000,000 results.  Guess that should have narrowed it down from the 1,880,000,000 results that James gives up.  Does anyone know or care on how to communicate?  BTW Jim gives up 776,000,000 search results.  Add that up with the 6,920,000,000 results J gets you and one has 9,989,000,000 results.  Glad I picked the right one.

June 24, 2011

A continuing story.....

  It was a mostly normal day, smoky and humid, kind of like the arm pit of a vagabond on a June afternoon that had been bathing in liquid smoke , but just not as pleasant. I start and back my the van out of my driveway.  I pray to be broad sided; that would end my misery.  It would all end with a big multicolored fizz would that would erupt inside the van at the moment of collision, choking me, in a race to the death with the blunt trauma that shattered my bones and spleen.  Glorious!  They won’t be able to tell the snack meat apart from me, except for maybe the taste. I squint, back out  and…….. nothing.  I am on the road and alive.  Oh well. 

The trip is pleasant but short.  Unlike other trips this one just teases with only 12 miles of serenity.  Much better to have a trip of nearly 200 miles.  You get to think on those and burn much more gas.  I arrive at the shop.   Awwww shit here we go again…...


I get out of the van to load it.  It’s loaded but damn it once again the most important piece of cargo is missing from the manifest…….  It reads Clue one ea. Qty:___ (On backorder)    I get to go out without a clue once again.

May 3, 2011

UBL Burial at sea....

My daydream........

UBL's Burial at sea.... I can just see the ceremony. H-60 zipping along at 150 nmph, 50 off the deck', the formation lights off. Only the soft glow from the instruments lighting the bird. A pork chop sandwich is stuffed into the now mostly empty brain cavity of UBL and ...the words "Rot In Hell" are softly spoken into his lifeless ear by a cigar chomping Chief in sweaty web gear,....UBL's limp corpse is pushed into the darkness by the heel of a dusty boot..... No sound is heard over the choppers roar,........ and nothing is seen as he disappears into the black but a quick and faint photoluminescent splash aft of the birds flightpath, .....Pilot log book reads "Waste disposal" with the Lat & Long never recorded.

April 14, 2011

81 year old man sticks it to the bad guys.

Jacksonville burglar gets hit 'upside the head’ by 81-year-old victim’s frying and sticks him with a pitchfork too!

Best quote: "Smith said an officer told him he'd never seen anyone fight someone with "a pitchfork and a pan of potatoes.""

Random thoughts:
Hope they find the perp with a frothy sucking chest wound begging to be treated.
Glad your OK and thanks for your service Bobby,  Its appreciated!  
They can do dental record searches for live people right?
Too bad Bobby didn't have his trusty M-1 Garand handy.
American Gothic?


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Things just didn't pan out for whoever invaded 81-year-old Bobby Smith's Jacksonville home Saturday afternoon.

In fact, you might say the robber got the point - literally - after the Korean War Navy veteran was through with him.

Smith and his caregiver used a pan full of fried potatoes and a pitchfork to drive the attacker away. A compact man with a close-trimmed gray haircut, Smith said he wasn't scared.
"I was angry; I was upset; and I was as mad as all outdoors," Smith said Wednesday. "If I'd had my gun, like I normally would have, I would have shot him because he was in my home. I don't like people hurting my family or my home."

Smith was working in the garden of his longtime home on Phoenix Avenue about 11 a.m. when his 65-year-old caretaker, Luvina Sones, ran out and said someone was in the house. Smith walked into the kitchen and found a man next to the stove with a plastic bag with Smith's "JEA money" and the couple's ID cards in one hand, a gun in the other.

The man told Smith to "gimme what you got" before shoving him to the ground and taking his wallet, according to the police report. That didn't stop Smith, who said he "went back after him." He grabbed the nearest weapon, while Sones grabbed for something else to give him.

"I grabbed the frying pan and hit him upside the head. I knocked his teeth out ... and he went to the floor," Smith said. "There was a pitchfork about six feet away. ... I stuck him."

Hit in the head and stuck in the side, the intruder ran, "bleeding on the way out." He left his white baseball cap behind.
Police searched the area, and the K-9 dog ultimately returned with a gift.

"The cop brought the K-9 back to the porch, and the dog had the wallet in his mouth," Smith said. "He bowed. The dog bowed."

One neighbor told officers he saw the man earlier walking shirtless through another backyard, grabbing a brown shirt off a clothesline and putting it on as he headed toward Smith's home.

Smith said an officer told him he'd never seen anyone fight someone with "a pitchfork and a pan of potatoes."

April 13, 2011

Atlas Shrugged in Jacksonville FL

Yay! There is much rejoicing here as the BruHa.  It has finally been announced that the Movie Atlas shrugged part one will be showing.  But this also conflicts with the third annual Tea-party at the Jacksonville Landing.  If you are looking to see if Shrugged is playing in your area check this link http://www.atlasshruggedpart1.com/theaters

And here is a tidbit to get you in the mood: