Who reads instructions?

How surprisingly specific.  Don't believe me?  Click for the PDF.

Found at the http://consumerist.com/

Would you buy this and if yes how much would you be willing to pay?

I think I found the BEST Worst item on the internetz and I need to know would you buy this and if yes how much would you be willing to pay?       Please comment.
So what makes this so awful/great? 
1. Dragon on wood display.
2. Two Knives
3. More Dragons on the big ass dragon/ninja fighting blades.

4. Handguard that are actually dragons with spiny face ripping dragon protrusions.

5. Life time warranty, (if you survive the battle)

6. If Quentin Tarantino doesn't already own a pair he will want these.

Decription as follows:
2pc Fighting Dragon Knife Set with Wood Plaque.

Knives feature: black nylon cord wrapped handles. The blades are 11". The knives measure 16-5/8" overall. Lifetime warranty. Gift boxed.

F-yeah! I want one; nah make it two!